I said I'd never...stick a pacifier in my infant's mouth that just fell onto the dirty floor.
I said I'd never...lick my finger and use it to wipe some dirt of my child's face.
I said I'd never...use the infant as an excuse not to play Hi-Ho-Cherry-O again.
I said I'd never...let my children go anywhere with any kind of food, dirt or stain on their clothes.
I said I'd never...yell (okay, raise my voice) at my child in public.
I said I'd never...let my child eat on a public table without sanitizing every square inch of it first.
I said I'd never...use bribes to get the desired behavior from my child.
I said I'd never...let my child sweat and not give him a bath that night.
I said I'd never...let my children watch SpongeBob Squarepants (Lord have mercy).
I said I'd never...let the housework go to pots because of having children.
Pfft. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
How about you?
5 comments:
ARe you kidding? My list is way too long to even begin. Today I'm still working on keeping my promise that I'd never lock my child in a closet.
I am now a big believer in never say never, because I have a list about 20 times as long as yours!
You're not alone in your list of Nevers :) It goes with the job!
I hear you on all of those... I'll add to the list.
~Going to bed with sunscreen on.
~Go to bed without brushing teeth.
~She would sit on the toilet for who knows how long until I would come and wipe her.. Now she just "drip dries" if I take to long.
~Eating cereal without milk(cause nobody is there to pour it)
~Skipping pages in a book to finish sooner.
I was there on the "no bribes" one as well and "no negotiating". Oh well. At least I haven't "counted to 3" yet! As for the rest...gave up a long time ago.
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